I'm slightly embarrassed to ask, but I wonder whether you might consider sponsoring charity initiative: Throw Hannan from a plane for The Willow Trust.
I'll be jumping out of a plane in support of the Willow Trust, a wonderful charity which organises trips on canal boats for disabled and seriously ill children and adults.
Every penny you give will go straight to the charity. The enabling website doesn't take any fee. The Willow Trust is small, run by volunteers, and makes a real difference to people. If you felt able to support its work, I'd be very grateful.